If it could talk what exactly would my furniture say….What has been fucked on and with who. It would tell you that I have not fucked on my lovely Broyhill kitchen table, but I love to masturbate in the chairs. It would tell you that I have fucked two guys on our green sofa, gave head to a couple on the grey one, and never fucked anyone on the floral ones, but people I fucked have sat there. It would tell you that I love fucking my husband and his big dick on my bathroom counter. It would tell you I have fucked him and 3 guys, and 4 girls in our bed. It would tell you that our daughter’s bed has been passed down for years and has been fucked on by everyone in our family including me. It would explain how great it is for bondage but my husband won’t take advantage of the beauty hidden in the design of an antique iron bed. It would tell you in that bed, I have fucked 3 people and carved the initials of one into the aging paint. It would tell you that our black leather recliner is the most cum coaked piece of furniture we own. It has been our own sex toy, and creator of multiple complicated positions, including a massive squirt fest. My my…the stories that could be told and lives that would change….
Am I really a sub? March 27, 2009
I am so totally submissive in my real life, why is it not always that way in sex. I get off on being told what to do and controled. I could probably be in therapy for 10 years and never straighten that one out. I thrive on pleasing and doing what I am told, resulting in me feeling like I am approved of and appreciated. In our daily life I lay out his clothing, and fetch more if I am asked, I feed him, not just cook, but physically feed him breakfast in bed, snacks when he is playing the 360. He does not have to wash himself. I have done it for him all 10 years of our marriage except when he was deployed. I do his paperwork for him, and have gone to work and busted my ass delivering soft drinks with him years ago. I don’t mind. I think it is the way it should be for me. I love him, I serve him and cater to his every need. I feel I owe this to him. He is my rock, and my warrior and yes I worship him. I just wish I could have it carry over the tiniest bit to the bedroom. He could have anything and everything he ever desired.
Pleasurists 21 March 23, 2009
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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #20? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #22? Submit it here before Sunday March 29th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.
Note: Since there are SO MANY contests this week the Editor’s Pick is all of the contests. Enter and win something!
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- Anal Toy GiveAway Deadline: Tuesday March 24th.
- The “Screaming O” Orgasm Contest Deadline: Thursday, March 26th at 11:59PM.
- Win a Regard Indiscret Set! Deadline: March 27th at 11:59pm PST.
- Win a $20 Gift Card to Babeland! Deadline: March 28th 2009.
- $20 Babeland GC or Quickie Kit! Deadline: Tuesday, March 31st
- Blush Contest Deadline: April 1st by midnight EST.
- Pleasurists Contest: LELO Toy Giveaway! Deadline: Friday April 10th at 11:59pm PST.
- CrashPadSeries.com Contest! Deadline: April 22, 2009.
- Do You Have an Erotic Adventure to Share? Deadline: May 31st, 2009.
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On to the reviews…
- Sasi by Nadia West
- Venus by Sommer Marsden
- Paris Duckie by Beautiful Dreamer
- Showerbabe by Miss KissThis
- Xtreme Kit by Epiphora
- Nubby G by Beautiful Dreamer
- LELO Mia by Sienna
- Fusion Duality by Evolved by CarrieAnn
- Benjamin Bond by Epiphora
- The O Honey by Ginger Leigh
- Evolved Novelties Citron by Thursday’s Child
- Liv by LELO by Wendy Blackheart
- Melon Crank Glass Dildo by Scarlet Lotus
- Ella by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Phallix Glass 24 Karat Gold Double Happiness by Sexorcism
- Crystal Wand by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Belladonna’s Magic Hand by Joe Mirabella
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Lube/Massage Oil/Bath Stuff
- Astroglide by Joe Mirabella
- Ginger Pheromone Massage Cream by Domina Doll
- Kama Sutra Sweet Heart Kit by Cinnamon Chambers
- Kama Sutra Sweet Celebrations Box by Catalina Loves
- Door Jam Cuffs by Thursday’s Child
- Shining star crop and Star Paddle by Essin’ Em
- Lovers Headgear Advanced Mask by Thursday’s Child
- Kinklab Leather Bondage Collar by Ang
- The New Romantix by Epiphora
- Intimate Temptations by The Porn Librarian
- Dangerous Liaisons by FrzKey
- Tribade Sorority – Campus Life by J.D. Bauchery
- Breakin’ the Rules by The Porn Librarian
- Friends Don’t Let Friends Fuck Alone by Beautiful Dreamer
- Lesbian Life: Real Sex San Francisco by Sinclair Sexsmith
- A Transsexual Love Story by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
- Regard Indiscret Set by Scarlet Lotus
- Gold/Black Satin Corset by Sleeping Dreamer
- Ruby Nipple Dangles by The Countess
- Liberator Throe by Carnivalesq
- Erotique Sheer Lace Gloves by Epiphora
- La Femme Harness by Alpine Subdreams
- Regard Indiscret Set by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
- Chocolate Party Hats.Com by That Toy Chick
I’m still hot! March 21, 2009
What is sex? March 19, 2009
Sex..it is such an important but confusing part of our lives. Is it sex with no penetration, no orgasm? What does it mean when it happens? These are qestions I ahve struggled with my entire life. It is pleasurable and enjoyable, but it takes time to overcome the negative implications that have been associated with enjoying and being open about sex.
For me,making love, or having someone tell me they love me during sex is the worst possible thing to say in the heat of the moment. When I have sex it is to fuck, enjoy it, be passionate, but fuck. Fucking doesn’t not mean love and lice versa. Love is a deeper, far scarier and often more detrimental beast than simply fucking. It is difficult because I have learned to show affection through sex, offering it up for many reasons, often times to get what I want or to feel worthy. Does that make me a whore, probably…I have indeed traded sex for access to extra money in my marriage. I have used it as a peace offering to end an arguement. Sex is powerful and in the end it is what you make it, but it certainly does not equate love. This is my biggest sexual challenge and something I deal with everyday. I do not know why it is easier to say “Come fuck me hard”, than to say ” I need to be held and feel your arms around me”. In the end, it is my vagina, I control it and how it is used, it is my bargaining tool if I choose to use it as such, and damn does it ever feel good when it is fucked just the way I want it.
Well, here I am. I have been active to say the least on Edenfantasys.com for the past few months. I have found I have more to say that just how ood or bad a sex toy was to me. Stay tuned…it is starting to get hot in here! I plan to use this blog to detail the past 15 years…of naughty sexual encounters! Here are my reviews if you want to take a peek till I am fully up and posting: Edenfantasys contributors: Cinnamon Chambers